Everything Seiko
(Ella Fitzgerald and Louis Jordan - Baby it's Cold Outside)

I got a nice little surprise this weekend. Sonia gave me a Seiko Kinetic watch for my belated Valentines Day / early birthday present. I’ve wanted this watch ever since I was in my mom’s womb. It’s a unique little watch that generates energy through the motion of your body. No replacement batteries ever needed!

So I started up the watch by excitedly dry humping Sonia’s leg for about 2 minutes. The kinetic motion wound up my clock real good, if you know what I mean ;)

Now what would have been over-the-top, slap-you-in-the-ass great, would be if I got the kinetic auto-relay. Not that I’m ungrateful or anything but here is a watch that will resynchronize to the proper time if by chance you stopped moving because you were in a coma for 10 years. I don’t know about you, but if I was in a coma for 10 years and I woke up, I’d want to know what time it was. Anyhow, the auto-relay is tres expensive and I don’t intend to be in a coma anytime soon so I’m more than happy with my watch!
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Side thought...

I’d hate to be the first person to talk to a comatose patient after they woke up. I know what my breath smells like after one night of sleep. I can’t even imagine what that person’s breath would smell like. I’m sure his/her breath could stop time. Thankfully with a Seiko Kinetic, time can be restarted.

Seiko, if you’re listening – this would make a good commercial.
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Keeping on the Seiko note...

Does anyone remember the Donny Wahlberg and Seiko duet from the 80s? I believe the song was called "The Right Combination". I love the 80s but this was a horrid song. Almost as bad as Tommy Paige's "I'll Be Your Everything"